Stupid People

Bye Bye, Britt!!

Yesterday was the start of the long awaited mass lay-offs from ESPN.  I don’t watch ESPN and I don’t follow sports, so I don’t know the cause of the mass lay-offs, but they are happening.

Millions of people, including myself, were hoping that nasty psycho bully Britt McHenry would be one of the cuts.  If there is anyone so unprofessional and unfit for a job like that, it’s HER.  As the first day of cuts came and went, many longtime professionals with 20 years or more of experience were let go yesterday.  Yet interestingly, Britt wasn’t one of them.

At the end of the first day, Britt seemed overly confident that she was going to completely survive the chopping block unscathed despite the fact that she is a mere rookie compared to most of her co-workers who have been with ESPN for many, many years.  Later that night, in her typical self-absorbed, uncaring, Narcissistic fashion, she tactlessly posted on Twitter that she would be at work bright and early at 9 AM the next morning to cover the NFL draft, without nary a word of sympathy for her many fellow co-workers who were now unemployed.


But wait…..Not so fast, Britt!!

By the next morning, she quickly turned tail and announced that this would be her final assignment with ESPN.  And with that announcement, millions of people gleefully did the Happy Dance.

Gee….without her big super important professional job that makes her so much better than everyone else, what will Britt have left to brag about now?  Even the poor woman she verbally abused at the towing yard is one above her now, because that woman has a job and Britt DOESN’T!!!  Hope you stashed away enough extra income, Britt, because unemployment checks aren’t very lucrative.  Maybe now you can see why you should always be humble and not shit on people who have less than you do, because as you can now see for yourself, you can quickly fall to their level or even lower.

Sadly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Fox News eventually offers her a job.  She’s a Trump-loving, Republican-voting, neo-Conservative, poor people hating, racist, bigot who loves to talk shit about other people, so she would fit right in with the other bubble-headed bleach blonde female anchors over at Fox & Friends.  And I’m sure she would just LOVE to deal with all the behind-the-scenes sexual harassment that goes on at Fox News.  I’m sure Roger Allies and Sean Hannity are both licking their chops at the thought of it.

Well this has been fun, but unlike Britt, I have a job I need to get back to now.  Looks like you’re not “in the news” and “on TV” anymore now, huh?  But look on the bright side: At least now you’ll have more free time to share four-year-old screen captures of my social media accounts with your best friend Dandy like the creepy psychotic bullies you both are.  The fact that you and Dandy have a catalogue of photos and screen captures of me that he has kept saved on his phone for the last 3-4 years is the CREEPIEST fucking thing I’ve ever heard of.  Obsessed much??  Maybe his “lady” (snicker) should tell him to clean out his phone.  And by the way, you both need to work on your stalking skills some more, because I’m laughing my ass off over the fact that you have no idea where I work anymore.  The information you’re going by is long outdated.  But good luck with that. 😂😂😂

All that’s left to say now is BYE FELICIA!!!!!!!!!  Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out!!!!

….And if you don’t get any job offers at other news stations, there’s always the pole, Baby Girl.  😉


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